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I don't understand why anyone would eat Flaming Hot Cheetos without chopsticks (keeps the Cheetos dust from getting on the fingers). Don't assume I know how to speak fill-in-the-blank-Asian language. Doesn't matter who's with me, when I'm eating out, I'm going to reach for the check first. With parents and aunts and uncles getting into physical altercations over who gets to pay for dinner. I didn't necessarily grow up speaking any language other than English. I'll expect you to pick up a few words of said language if you don't know it already. You'll never be able to get to the check faster than I can! My parents will immediately reject you as a suitor.

He’s a bigger player than a good-looking guy.” “You’ve hit on it! Cheaters come in all shapes and sizes, and some good-looking guys are so loyal that they’re faithful.

” I squealed, and we jumped up and down a few times, feeling like twin Jessica Fletchers. Some women fall for ugly guys in spite of themselves—they meet them, have a bland reaction, then come to know and love them.

He finally dumped me because he didn’t have the emotional space for a relationship.

A few weeks later, I ran into a girlfriend at a party.

If he was that weird-looking, he would never leave me. I must have done something right because a few hours later we found ourselves horizontal on his futon.

He put on an OCMT (obsessively compiled mix tape), and we rolled around for a while before falling asleep.I haven’t seen Movie Maker in five years, but recently I caught up with my girlfriend again. I’ve fallen for ugly guys for a much more obvious reason: They’re grateful, which makes for better sex.I once dated a guy so heavy he practically killed me every time he got on top, but he told me I was beautiful and he could never keep his hands off me, which I loved. “A guy who’s not as attractive as you is more likely to tell you that you are, especially in a place like New York, where so many women are skinnier, curvier, taller, and have clearer skin. And a lot of guys I’ve dated never say it.” Of course, in this city, a woman’s choice to date ugly may be more survivalist than anything else. A., every guy looks like a model, but most straight guys in New York just aren’t that gorgeous. “When I see a really attractive guy,” says Stella, “I assume he’s gay or a player and I don’t even bother talking to him. Pro-tip: Refill everyone else's cup before your own, going from oldest to youngest. Prepare for a lifetime of finding knots of long black hairs in the shower drain, in the vacuum cleaner, on the carpet, everywhere, all the time. So I'm neurotic about some aspect of that, whether it's my weight or the particular paleness of my skin or my big feet or what have you. So strike the phrase "Asian persuasion" from your vocabulary.

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